If you’ve ever looked at old photos and thought, “What was I thinking?”—welcome to the club. Fashion is a wild ride, and trends come and go faster than you can say, “What was I thinking?” But some trends? They’re like that old, crusty sweater you can’t bring yourself to toss out—better off retired. Let’s dive into the fashion and beauty blunders that need to be packed away for good.
1. Bedazzled Everything
Once upon a time, more was more. Enter bedazzling—a trend with rhinestones plastered on everything from jeans to jackets. Let’s keep the glitter in check unless you’re auditioning for a Vegas show.
2. Overly Distressed Denim
There’s something charming about a little wear and tear, but it’s time for a rethink when your jeans look like they’ve survived a shredder. Fashionable distressing means subtle, not shredded.
3. Fanny Packs
The fanny pack was a lifesaver in the 90s, but it’s time to let it go. Modern iterations are sometimes seen, but often, they’re just a relic of a less stylish time. Opt for sleek crossbody bags instead.
4. Chaotic Prints
Pattern clashing can be a statement, but there’s a fine line between eclectic and chaotic. If you look like you got dressed in the dark, it’s probably time to simplify your pattern game.
5. Chunky Highlights
Hair highlights should enhance your look, not resemble a zebra. The chunky highlight trend was fun while it lasted, but now it’s all about softer, more natural blends.
6. Extreme Low-Rise Jeans
Low-rise jeans may have made a comeback, but let’s not pretend they’re universally flattering. Unless you’re aiming for a throwback to the early 2000s, stick to mid- or high-rise for a more polished look.
7. Fast Fashion Fads
Wearing head-to-toe logos is like shouting brand names from the rooftops. It’s not chic—it’s obnoxious. Instead, go for subtlety and let the quality of your pieces speak for themselves.
8. Over-the-Top Shoulder Pads
The 80s gave us shoulder pads that could double as weapons. Unless you’re channeling a specific retro vibe, aim for a more streamlined silhouette to avoid looking like you’re in a power suit from another era.
9. Crop Tops for Every Occasion
Crop tops are great for summer, but wearing them in every situation—work, formal events, the gym—isn’t practical. Balance is key; save them for casual outings.
10. Neon Colors
Neon might have ruled the rave scene, but for everyday wear, it’s a little intense. If you want to add a pop of color, opt for softer, more wearable hues.
11. Visible Panty Lines
No one should have to deal with visible panty lines. Smooth, seamless underwear is the way to go, ensuring your outfit looks sleek and polished.
12. Ultra-Glossy Lip
Remember when glossy lips were all the rage? They may have looked cute, but they were also sticky and impractical. Nowadays, a sophisticated matte or satin finish is the way to go.
13. Overly Matching outfits
Matching everything down to your shoes and handbag can make you look like you’re in a uniform. Mix things up a bit for a more dynamic and interesting look
14. Platform Sneakers
Platform sneakers had their time, but it’s better to stick with classic, streamlined kicks unless you’re looking to make a very specific statement. They’re easier to pair and usually more comfortable.
15. Unnecessary Accessories
Wearing every piece of jewelry you own at once can make you look more like a Christmas tree than a style icon. Less is often more; choose a few statement pieces and let them shine.