Sales season is a dangerous time for fashion lovers—it’s easy to get swept up in the allure of “too good to be true” deals and end up with a closet full of cringe. Not every discounted gem deserves a spot in your wardrobe. Let’s separate the chic from the cheap and break down the fashion faux pas that don’t deserve your hard-earned dollars.
1. Cheaply Made Sequined Dresses
Sequins can be stunning, but cheaply made sequined dresses are a recipe for disaster. They snag, shed, and often look more “tacky nightclub” than “red carpet ready.” If you’re set on sparkle, choose high-quality pieces with well-constructed embellishments. Better yet, go for metallic fabrics or subtle beading for a more elevated take on glitz.
2. Peplum Tops
Peplum tops promised us waist-snatching magic, but most look frumpy and outdated. This overly structured silhouette doesn’t flatter as many body types as it claims, and it feels more like a “department store markdown” than cutting-edge style. Save your money for tailored tops or cropped styles that feel modern and flattering.
3. Bedazzled or Embroidered Denim
If it looks like it belongs in a Britney Spears music video circa 2003, it’s a no. Bedazzled jeans, rhinestone-encrusted jackets, or anything featuring glittery butterflies have had their moment—and that moment is long gone. While nostalgia is fun, this trend feels more like a “costume party” than a “wardrobe staple.” Save your coins for classic denim that makes you look effortlessly cool, not like a DIY disaster.
4. Chunky Statement Belts
We’re all for a good accessory, but oversized belts with giant buckles don’t belong anywhere near your outfit. These relics of early-2000s fashion tend to overwhelm rather than elevate, creating a more costume-y look than chic. Instead, invest in a sleek leather belt with a minimal design—it’ll pair with everything and never feel dated.
5. Overly Distressed Clothing
There’s a fine line between edgy and “fell into a wood chipper,” and overly distressed pieces cross it. Jeans with more holes than fabric or shredded tops that look like they survived a catfight are not the vibe. Slightly worn-in details can add character, but it’s time to pass when it looks like you got into a wrestling match with your washing machine.
6. Graphic Tees With Cringe Slogans
You might think a shirt that says “Slay Queen” or “Wine O’Clock” is quirky and fun, but trust us—it’s not. These tees age like milk and will only gather dust in your drawer. Opt for plain or subtly branded tees that can be styled in many ways. Graphic slogans? Leave them for middle school spirit days.
7. Tricky or Ill-Fitting Jumpsuits
Jumpsuits can be a one-and-done outfit savior, but only if they actually fit. The sales racks are often packed with ill-fitting jumpsuits that are either too tight, baggy, or awkward. If the fit isn’t perfect, you’ll end up looking like you borrowed your toddler’s romper or raided your grandma’s closet. Spend your cash on tailored pieces instead.
8. Neon Anything
Neon clothing is hard to pull off unless you’re dressing up for a rave or an 80s throwback party. While a pop of color can be fun, head-to-toe neon outfits scream “traffic cone” more than “trendsetter.” Instead, stick to muted tones or jewel colors that are easier to mix, match, and actually wear beyond the festival season.
9. Sky-High Platform Sneakers
Platform sneakers had a brief resurgence, but the novelty is wearing off. These clunky shoes are more of a trip hazard than a fashion statement, and they rarely work beyond streetwear-inspired looks. Stick to clean, classic sneakers or chic loafers that won’t leave you wobbling like a baby giraffe.
10. Trendy and Impractical Bags
Micro bags that don’t fit your phone? Neon totes? Chainmail clutches? Sure, they’re fun for a minute, but trendy bags have a way of becoming irrelevant faster than you can say “fast fashion.” Go for timeless styles in neutral colors—your future self will thank you if you still reach for that bag years later.
11. Faux Leather Everything
Faux leather can be chic, but not when it looks like shiny plastic. Cheap-looking faux leather skirts, pants, and jackets often crack, peel, or squeak after a few wears. Instead, invest in high-quality faux leather pieces that mimic the real thing—you’ll get the edgy look without the environmental guilt or fast-fashion regrets.
12. Animal Print Overload
Animal print can be fabulous in moderation, but when you’re decked out in leopard from head to toe, it’s giving more “zoo escapee” than “fashion icon.” One animal print piece per outfit is a safe rule of thumb. If it’s a coat, bag, or shoe, let it shine on its own without competing for attention with six other prints.
13. Cold Shoulder Tops
The cold-shoulder trend was everywhere a few years ago, but it’s time to let it go. These tops always look awkwardly unfinished, like someone forgot to sew the sleeves properly. Plus, they rarely layer well, making them impractical for year-round wear. A chic off-the-shoulder top is a much better choice if you’re aiming for an exposed shoulder moment.
14. Colorful, Faux Fur or Embellished Outerwear
A coat dripping in sequins, fur trim, and studs might catch your eye, but it’s a hard no for everyday wear. These pieces are heavy, impractical, and often look tacky outside of editorial shoots. Stick to classic wool or trench that you’ll love year after year—you can always accessorize to add personality.
15. Wedge Flip-Flops
Nothing screams “dated” like wedge flip-flops. They’re the awkward cousin of sandals and heels, managing to be neither comfortable nor chic. These belong firmly in the early 2000s, along with Juicy Couture tracksuits and frosted lip gloss. If you need height in your summer footwear, opt for sleek espadrilles or platform sandals that feel current and cool.